before you enter
meet coco. he runs the floor.
coco is the resident office dog of robinhood HQ. he lives on the floor and everyone there knows him. the lore is straight from his dad's video: dad ships an L2, coco napped through every commit and said nothing.
$COCO is a meme and it's strong on its own. this office game is purely for the community to hang out. it is not a token utility, not a yield, not a reason the coin has value. you do not need to hold $COCO to play.
play because it's fun. hold $COCO because you love the dog. parody. it's a dog.
COCO HQ
coco is hiring. and very stealable.
connect, grab the dog, hold her the longest. top 10 split $5,000.
clearance: good boy
first dog of the
robinhood chain.
Dad ships an entire L2. COCO ships vibes. He napped on the lap through every commit, saw the private repo, and said absolutely nothing.
COCO is a purebred toy poodle and the resident office dog of robinhood HQ. he lives on the floor and everyone there knows him. the lore is straight from his dad's video: dad ships the Robinhood Chain, and $COCO lives on that same chain. that makes coco its first dog. (parody. it's a dog.)
office tag. for money.
the site above is a live voxel replica of robinhood HQ. coco roams the floor. connect a wallet, spawn a worker, and walk into the dog to grab her. hold her and the clock runs in your favor. everyone wants her.
it's a free community game so holders can hang out, not a token utility or a promise of value. every second is credited server-side behind an atomic steal-lock. the browser is just a pretty office. full rules in the docs.
burned forever
1% of every trade buys back and burns
0.00% of supply gone · goal 100M
verify on-chain ↗season 1 prize pool
$5,000
the 10 workers who hold coco the longest split it, paid to the wallet they played with. season ends in:
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payouts are processed manually and reviewed for cheating. bots, multi-wallet farming, and exploits get disqualified, no appeal. don't even try.
the team is one poodle and he does not accept a vesting schedule. $COCO is a meme, strong on its own. the office game is free community fun, not a token utility, not a yield, not a promise. play for the dog.
buy the dog.
aspirational and good-natured only. vlad has not endorsed this. the goal is wholesome noise until the public CEO smiles at a poodle. once, nicely. no brigading.
coco runs RH now.
a community bit: coco "recruits" by pinning real web3 jobs. it's a bulletin board for the culture, just for fun. not a token utility.
bow to your prince.